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{\an8}Come on, two more.
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{\an8}Come on, five more.
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{\an8}Okay, five more.
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You said two.
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This video is unpredictable.
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I know from experience.
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{\an8}My Game Boy doesn't have batteries.
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{\an8}I need to get on Nintendo now.
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{\an8}Just a minute, Bobby.
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{\an8}Get ready to change.
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{\an8}And... change!
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Very good, Bobby.
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{\an8}Hello, Uncle Hank.
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Turn that off!
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Bobby, stop dancing right now.
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He's not dancing alone.
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It is firming the thighs
and hardening the butt.
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Wash your mouth!
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Holy God.
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Damn. Luanne!
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Wow!
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How is this?
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What's up, Uncle Hank?
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The sofa bed is not folded.
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And I'm unable to find anything.
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{\an8}What are you looking for?
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Before I didn't have to go in and look for something.
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I just walked into my studio,
I saw all my things
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and it occurred to me what I wanted.
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Relax, Uncle Hank.
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You'll soon lose sight of me.
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I think Buckley will ask me
that I move in with him.
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Don't you think it's great?
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I will go from my father's house to yours,
and from yours to Buckley's.
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{\an8}Yes, an amazing trip, Luanne.
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And this?
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- Were you looking for this vinyl?
- No!
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It doesn't work like that.
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And this toolbox?
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Luanne, what did I just...?
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Well, I could order it.
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Put a silencer on it!
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Moron!
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Stop the engine!
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- Come on!
- What are you about?
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Why do you let Luanne out?
with that mane?
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It's not my problem.
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She's not my daughter.
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That Buckley guy can be a fool,
But he's going to get Luanne out of my house.
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Move forward!
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I should have lost sight of them by now.
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Me...
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Wow, man.
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Those damn birds
They are flying very low.
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I'm sure they're old now.
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What the hell happened?
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A breakup.
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At least, that's what happened
The last time I came home crying.
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How many tears.
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Do you know what was on sale?
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Oh my god, they left you.
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Come here.
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Come on, vent to Aunt Peggy.
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Hake sticks?
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Today they almost killed me...
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Hank, please.
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Try to be understanding.
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Come on, honey, keep going.
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Take it out.
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It's normal.
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It is a healing process.
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-Peggy.
- Today I have already spoken with her.
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We have already overcome the first obstacle.
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We only have seven more left.
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Peggy, I need you to make amends now.
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If I don't rest,
I can't sell propane well.
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It can't be sped up, Hank.
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The formula says
that the time she dated him
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This is how long it will take you to recover.
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do you mean
We have three weeks left like this?
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If you don't calm her down, I will.
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Honey, I don't think you have
the capacity for it.
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What do you mean?
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Do you remember when my aunt died,
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you held my wrist
and you told me: "A pulse"?
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Yes, but you told me it helped you.
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Really? Well, it did help me.
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Do you see it?
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If you really want to help,
Tomorrow tell Luanne she's pretty.
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And what does that have to do with it?
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You need to hear it from a man.
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Three words: "You are very pretty."
That's all.
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What are you thinking, Stu?
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In turning the chop.
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Very good.
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Nope! Flip the other one!
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Don't go.
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We'll be back soon
in Cook your chop.
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At Mega Lo Mart.
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Shopping for the rest of your life
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How are you doing?
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I'm Chuck Mangione.
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Even we famous people look for deals.
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That's why I come to Mega Lo Mart
Where to buy is a pleasure.
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This week, the two kilo bag
gourmet chocolate for 10 dollars.
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That's Buckley's section.
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- You are very pretty.
- They left me!
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Three words. That's all.
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You are very pretty.
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That's all.
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Why don't you say anything?
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I never liked that Buckley guy.
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You should be happy.
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It was unbearable
and a filthy loser.
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It has left me...
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a failure
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Gee.
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Luanne, life sometimes throws you setbacks.
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There are two ways to deal with them.
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You can cry,
which is the way you have chosen,
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or you can not cry.
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And how do I not cry?
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Instead of taking it all out,
try to save it.
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Every time you feel something,
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keep it in your stomach
and never let it out.
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Is it normal that it hurts
under the ribs?
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Yes.
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It's normal.
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The body doesn't like it
Swallow your emotions.
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But you must put that pain
in your stomach.
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I think it works, Uncle Hank.
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I feel bad, but I'm not sad.
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Very good.
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Look my friend Bill.
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He went through the worst divorce
that this town has seen,
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but you will never see him crying.
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it scares me
never find another boy.
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Don't worry about that.
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Peggy told me that if you came out
with your ex-boyfriend for three weeks,
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In three others you will have another one. At most.
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Another thing I hate about Buckley
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it takes me to free buffets
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and makes me eat from his plate
to only have to order my drink.
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But then he gets scared
Get caught sharing.
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I hate guys like that.
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Why do boys with devices
They always want to kiss you on the mouth?
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Pass me the cookie dough.
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I didn't know you could eat it raw.
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It tastes almost like ice cream.
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There is ice cream with cookie dough.
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Oh really? Bring me the keys.
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Luanne, where were you?
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We had to spend the night crying.
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I spent the whole day with Uncle Hank.
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Luanne, why don't you make your bed?
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Okay.
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Good night, Uncle Hank, Aunt Peggy.
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Good night. Hank, what have you done?
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I have done what you could not.
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I'm not saying you're not good
in what you do.
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Only I'm better.
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I have repaired it
like someone who repairs a carburetor.
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And you know what? It's been fun.
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How to repair a carburetor.
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Hank, I told you to stay out of it.
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It is a natural process
and you can't manipulate...
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You are very pretty.
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Really?
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Wow, Hank. Thank you.
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But I'm serious. You must...
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You look very pretty, Peg.
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Thank you.
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UGLY'S BALLROOM
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Go ahead, girls.
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We must help Bill
to close his pants.
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- Okay.
- Come on.
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We have to find him
a good boyfriend to Luanne.
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It seems like a lot of work to me
just to get your studio back.
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It's not about my study,
It's about living in it.
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What is your type?
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That doesn't matter.
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Find a normal boy.
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It is proven that women like them
muscular and hard butts.
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I'm going to find a guy
with a muscular and hard butt.
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Maybe we should split up.
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And one more thing,
Peggy doesn't know any of this.
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Do you want me to tell him?
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No, Bill.
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Just dance with her and keep her busy.
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That? I? What dance? No, I don't know.
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My arms around...
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a body Okay.
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No.
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Could be.
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Come on, I'll bring you a beer.
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Will you grant me a dance with your wife?
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All yours.
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Idiot.
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You know, man.
You have nothing to worry about.
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If you go out with Luanne, she pays her share.
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That's clear.
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You smell very good.
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Will you dance with me, sweetheart?
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Take it now. Blessed CK One.
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It's irresistible.
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You seem like a normal guy.
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What is Hank doing there?
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I don't see it.
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Bill, why do you bring me
to the souvenir shop?
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I haven't danced in a long time.
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I don't remember all the steps.
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Do what I tell you and everything will be fine.
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To three.
Right, left, and again.
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- What's your name, kid?
- Wade, sir.
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Nice buckle.
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Thank you, sir.
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It means a lot to someone like you.
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who obviously knows about buckles.
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Well...
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I invite you to this round.
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Then left, right,
and the dance continues. A little kick.
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Drag the heel.
Heel, toe, heel, toe...
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Do you play American football?
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In Varsity.
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- Do you love your mother?
- You know so. -
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- Do you have a gas stove?
- Propane.
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I don't know if I'm ready, Uncle Hank.
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Of course.
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Wade is an ideal candidate.
Run very fast.
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But my heart tells me...
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Does your heart dominate you?
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Who's in charge, you or your heart? You.
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Your heart is your employee.
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Tell him to move his ass
and get to work.
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You're right, Uncle Hank.
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What am I waiting for?
Let's go get Wade!
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Bill, you need to trust yourself more.
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If you ask Peggy Hill,
you dance like the best.
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Well, I don't know.
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The ladies will choose the next one.
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Excuse me, Bill.
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Peggy.
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Better than aerobics, right?
It looks like you've sweated a little.
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It's not sweat.
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Where is Luanne?
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Luanne is fine.
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He will return home with a friend.
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Three-way butt bump!
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And... three.
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Will Luanne marry her new boyfriend?
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You never know, but I would say yes.
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Luanne!
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That's Buckley.
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I hope they are for me.
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00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,278
No, they are for me later.
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00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:45,157
- Where is Luanne?
- Out with her new boyfriend.
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She is in love. You screwed up, dude.
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You can't compete with the new one.
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Play soccer and the soccer players
They know how to treat girls.
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Now get out of my garden
and don't come back again.
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Why did you scare Buckley away?
Luanne wants it back.
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00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,384
Nothing of the sort. I found her a new boy.
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00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,553
Have you broken the spite rule?
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00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,221
What's got you, Hank?
265
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:11,016
I expected her to fall in love with Wade.
266
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:15,354
Hope in one hand
and the stick in the other. Let's see what happens.
267
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,022
You went where you're not called, Hank.
268
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,899
You have opened Pandora's box,
269
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,653
a box with a sign
that says: "Only for women."
270
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:26,323
The time that river took
in forming the Grand Canyon,
271
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:31,453
This is how long women spend
subtly manipulating relationships.
272
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,833
You think it's easy
because we make it look easy.
273
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:40,588
Did you really think you could intervene
and fix it in one night?
274
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,382
Can you be so innocent?
275
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,135
Poor you, Hank Hill. Poor you.
276
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,680
No! Everything is going to be fine.
277
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,724
Wade is a good guy. You don't know him.
278
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,058
Run very fast.
279
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,476
Everything will be fine.
280
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,729
What's that?
281
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,649
Do you see it? Everything is going well.
282
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,735
Good old Wade brought her home.
283
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:06,238
Look, he tuned his Dodge
like Boomhauer's.
284
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,490
Who would think of doing that?
285
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,992
Boomhauer?
286
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:12,995
Good night.
287
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,705
Thanks for bringing me.
288
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:19,543
No!
289
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,637
Luanne.
290
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,388
What happened to Wade?
291
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,308
Why aren't you with Wade?
I love Wade.
292
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:38,270
As soon as you left,
Wade turned into an idiot.
293
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,106
I think you introduced it to me
to recover your study.
294
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,108
Luckily, Boomhauer was able to bring me.
295
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,151
Bring you?
296
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,487
Do you call it that now?
297
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,072
You can't trust this guy.
298
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:51,283
He is a womanizer with no morals or decency.
299
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,911
At least you like him better than Buckley.
300
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,039
- What are you taking about? Is he your new boyfriend?
- Hank...
301
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,917
- What if it is?
- If it is, it is no longer.
302
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,877
- Hank.
- He won't tell me what I can do.
303
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,003
You are not my father.
304
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,339
Yeah, I guess not.
305
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,007
I already told you no.
306
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,927
But as long as you live under my roof,
I command.
307
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,846
And since I am the one in charge,
I forbid you to date Boomhauer.
308
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,808
- Don't continue, Hank.
- I'll look for another roof.
309
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,686
- I'll stay at Boomhauer's house.
- Very good!
310
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,105
That's not going to work.
311
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,564
Those little girls that come...
312
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,941
Of course not.
313
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,110
Thanks, Boomhauer. Let's go.
314
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,779
Those sluts from Mars... You'll see.
315
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,037
Don't go in there, Luanne.
316
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,205
I warn you.
317
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,331
You will regret it.
318
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,332
Wow.
319
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,419
This neighborhood is becoming
on Melrose Place.
320
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,391
Hank, it's midnight.
321
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,435
What the hell are you doing?
322
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,687
Make room for my blower.
323
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,899
Hank, the problem
It's not the blower, right?
324
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:06,942
Of course.
325
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,824
- What are you eating?
- Nothing.
326
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,119
- You're swallowing your emotions.
- Can. Who knows? I don't.
327
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,287
I don't care.
328
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:22,124
You thought you could fix Luanne
like a drive shaft.
329
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,501
But a driveshaft does not respond.
330
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,712
Drive shafts
They don't have feelings.
331
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,088
The drive shafts...
332
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,131
I took her in here, Peg.
333
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,258
I put a roof on it when I was 20 years old
over the head
334
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:35,345
and a sofa bed to rest.
And so you thank me?
335
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,430
No, thanks.
336
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,436
Face it, Hank Hill.
You're just upset
337
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,730
because you care a lot about Luanne.
338
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,399
The only thing that worries me
It's getting my studio back.
339
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,074
Wow, I've never been here.
340
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,575
It's a bachelor's house.
341
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,702
Can I turn on the light?
342
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,790
Wow, very nice.
343
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,167
Oh.
344
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,586
You're going very fast, Boomhauer.
345
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:11,715
I have many feelings
and I need some time to...
346
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,388
The last case of beer.
347
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,640
Let's distribute it.
348
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:24,311
The distribution is no longer exact.
349
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,938
Those are from Boomhauer.
350
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,607
To that cradle thief
I won't give him one more beer.
351
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,526
Boomhauer has done nothing.
352
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,402
And even if I had, what difference does it make to you?
353
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,862
Luanne is not your family.
354
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,698
She is my wife's brother's daughter.
355
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,867
There is no closer relationship.
356
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,994
Let's split the six pack.
357
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,371
Two for each one.
358
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,624
I'll keep them all.
359
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,336
Mom, let's try one of my steps.
360
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,006
Flexion and to the right, and to the center.
361
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,885
And bending and to the left,
and to the sides.
362
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,557
- Are you okay, Bobby?
- Yes.
363
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,309
The pace was very good.
364
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,435
Already.
365
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,770
Wow, honey.
366
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,106
This is a bummer without Luanne.
367
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,274
Yes.
368
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,693
LULY CAFETERIA
369
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,194
BUFFET
370
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:18,365
Peg, it was a good idea to get out of the house.
371
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:23,370
Son, they have eight types of ketchup
and three more guys over here.
372
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,746
I want the usual fried chicken.
373
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,123
No.
374
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,293
And a plate of fried chicken
accompanied by fries.
375
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,627
Luanne!
376
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,087
And Boomhauer.
377
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,047
What a pleasant surprise.
378
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,384
Is the sauce grainy today?
379
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,803
Hello, Aunt Peggy, Uncle Hank.
380
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:44,224
I want a bowl of white gravy sauce
and another of brown gravy.
381
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,769
Dad, Luanne is right behind.
382
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,063
Dad, it's Luanne.
383
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,857
Dad, can't you hear me?
384
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,359
Luanne is right behind.
385
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,736
FORKS
386
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,823
Hank, I don't know what you're thinking,
387
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:04,036
but I'm not fucking Woody Allen
with that Soon-Yi girl.
388
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,329
Nothing is going to happen.
389
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:08,290
Boomhauer, you're not getting away from this one.
390
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,417
Uncle Hank, I was...
391
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,419
Don't call me "uncle" again, Luanne.
392
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,589
Come tomorrow to pick up your things.
393
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,799
It's all packed
and ready to take it with you.
394
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,471
You finally got your way.
395
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,556
You now have your studio back.
396
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,350
I hope you are happy.
397
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,146
Look, he's crying again.
398
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,859
I guess her new boyfriend Boomhauer
He has left her.
399
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,694
Boomhauer has not left her,
you have left her.
400
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:41,198
- As? What did you say?
- He said it wasn't Boomhauer.
401
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,866
Which has been you.
402
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,117
Pass me the sauce.
403
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,543
I've come to get my things.
404
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,836
It's all there.
405
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:15,148
I was organizing things and I think
406
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,150
that the room is better this way.
407
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,195
The bed is open.
408
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,825
It doesn't make sense
fold it and open it every day.
409
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,119
I love you, Uncle Hank.
410
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,247
Holy God.
411
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,216
{\an8}Are you still looking?
412
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,304
{\an8}Yes.
413
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,889
{\an8}Hank, maybe it's time to figure this out.
414
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,349
{\an8}Now.
415
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,144
{\an8}But I hate these little scenes.
416
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,814
{\an8}Let's get this over with.
417
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,232
{\an8}Boomhauer!
418
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,942
{\an8}- Yes?
- Beer?
419
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:01,820
{\an8}Yes.
420
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,699
{\an8}It has been beautiful.
421
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:15,250
Translation: Mateo Montaño Tenor